1. Who is your hero?
Probably my mom. She's the strongest woman I know.
2. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
Somewhere peaceful and quiet, but also convenient.
3. What is your biggest fear?
Making a decision I'll regret and being stuck with it.
4. What is your favorite family vacation?
What is the "vacation" you speak of...what is this "family" you speak of?
5. What would you change about yourself if you could?
I stay in fucked up situations too long and second guess myself.
6. What really makes you angry?
Abusive fucks. People who are mean to animals and women. Complacency.
7. What motivates you to work hard?
Hope that this isn't as good as it gets.
8. What is your favorite thing about your career?
I'm a student - A girl can never be over dressed or over educated.
9. What is your biggest complaint about your job?
School - I don't like other people, or success sabotaging fuckbags.
10. What is your proudest accomplishment?
Quitting most of my bad habits.
11. What is your child's proudest accomplishment?
What child? Do I owe child support?
12. What is your favorite book to read?
I don't usually read books twice. Probably Harry Potter.
13. What makes you laugh the most?
Intelligent humor with a dark twist.
14. What was the last movie you went to? What did you think?
The Revenant, and it was pretty fucked up.
15. What did you want to be when you were small?
Pocahauntus or a ballerina.
16. What does your child want to be when he/she grows up?
No kids.
17. If you could choose to do anything for a day, what would it be?
Fly.
18. What is your favorite game or sport to watch and play?
I don't like sports.
19. Would you rather ride a bike, ride a horse, or drive a car?
A broomstick.
20. What would you sing at Karaoke night?
I wouldn't.
21. What two radio stations do you listen to in the car the most?
I switch inbetween a couple until I get annoyed and sit in silence.
22. Which would you rather do: wash dishes, mow the lawn, clean the bathroom, or vacuum the house?
Laundry because warm towels.
23. If you could hire someone to help you, would it be with cleaning, cooking, or yard work?
I would like to hire someone to be my doppleganger. Then I will nap endlessly and eat food.
24. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Cobb salad.
25. Who is your favorite author?
JK Rowling. Stephen King. John green.
26. Have you ever had a nickname? What is it?
Lets go with no.
27. Do you like or dislike surprises? Why or why not?
I do not. I like calculated planning, and knowing what's up.
28. In the evening, would you rather play a game, visit a relative, watch a movie, or read?
Movie.
29. Would you rather vacation in Hawaii or Alaska, and why?
Hawaii. I hate snow.
30. What's your greatest strength?
Finding solutions. Having empathy.
31. Who would you want to be stranded with on a deserted island?
That guy from Cast Away.
32. If money was no object, what would you do all day?
Travel, take lots of pictures. Make art. Meet hippies.
33. If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to?
Woodstock time
34. How would your friends describe you?
Omnipolar.
35. What are your hobbies?
Who needs hobbies when you have the internet.
36. What is the best gift you have been given?
A second chance.
37. What is the worst gift you have received?
None really.
38. Aside from necessities, what one thing could you not go a day without?
Coffee..
39. List two pet peeves.
People who febreze things, people who require too much attention.
40. Where do you see yourself in five years?
Probably single and happy af. Finishing up my BSN.
41. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Five I can see from where I'm sitting, so that gives you an idea.
42. If you were a super-hero, what powers would you have?
The ability to make people shut up, and stop being stupid.
43. What would you do if you won the lottery?
Invest some. Build a log cabin. Buy my mother and father each somewhere they could live comfortably.
44. What form of public transportation do you prefer? (air, boat, train, bus, car, etc.)
Dragon.
45. What's your favorite zoo animal?
Penguin. Or elephant. Is that even a thing?
46. If you could go back in time to change one thing, what would it be?
Nothing. It is what it is.
47. If you could share a meal with any 4 individuals, living or dead, who would they be?
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! Wait..
48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Eight.
49. What's the longest you've gone without sleep (and why)?
Way too long, and because drugs.
50. What's the tallest building you've been to the top in?
I'd tell you but then you'd know where I live, and I'd have to kill you.
51. Would you rather trade intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
No.
52. How often do you buy clothes?
A lot.
53. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I've had not so secret-creepy ones.
54. What's your favorite holiday?
Christmas, minus the socializing part with other people's families.
55. What's the most daring thing you've ever done?
Who cares, lets see if we can top it.
56. What was the last thing you recorded on TV?
Like DVR? Uh. I think it was The Hobbit.
57. What was the last book you read?
Not That Kind of Girl - Lena Dunham
58. What's your favorite type of foreign food?
Chinese, sometimes Indian.
59. Are you a clean or messy person?
Clean.
60. Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?
Kat Dennings, because boobs.
61. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
It takes me half an hour to drink my coffee and wake up. Then like an hour to shower and get ready if I don't straighten my hair.
62. What kitchen appliance do you use every day?
Coffee pot.
63. What's your favorite fast food chain?
Paneras
64. What's your favorite family recipe?
My Grandma's chicken & dumpling stew.
65. Do you love or hate rollercoasters?
Not a fan.
66. What's your favorite family tradition?
The Thanksgiving Box, where we write on paper what we are thankful for all November, and read it on Thanksgiving.
67. What is your favorite childhood memory?
Walks in the woods with my father, the time we saw a whole herd of deer.
68. What's your favorite movie?
The Neverending Story, Harry Potter, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Beauty, Girl Interrupted, Requiem for a Dream.
69. How old were you when you learned Santa wasn't real? How did you find out?
I demanded magical powers for Christmas and refused to ask for anything normal.
70. Is your glass half full or half empty?
It's completely full. I need to drink more water.
71. What's the craziest thing you’ve done in the name of love?
I could write a book.
72. What three items would you take with you on a deserted island?
An airplane, a pilot, and a snickers bar.
73. What was your favorite subject in school?
English.
74. What's the most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
Frog legs.
75. Do you collect anything?
Souls.
76. Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion?
Sweatpants?
77. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Introvert.
78. Which of the five senses would you say is your strongest?
My sixth sense.
79. Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise)
No. See numner 27.
80. Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous?
Not that I know of.
81. What do you do to keep fit?
I eat when I'm hungry, and don't eat when I'm not.
82. Does your family have a “motto” – spoken or unspoken?
Something feminist, like "Don't fuck with us women."
83. If you were ruler of your own country what would be the first law you would introduce?
No laws. Total anarchy!
84. Who was your favorite teacher in school and why?
Pretty much everyone from the hippie school I got sent away too.
85. What three things do you think of the most each day?
Potential problems. Potential solutions. Porn.
86. If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
Do not mix with alcohol.
87. What song would you say best sums you up?
Aphex Twin - Polynomial C
88. What celebrity would you like to meet at Starbucks for a cup of coffee?
I don't like celebrities. Or Starbucks.
89. Who was your first crush?
Some skater kid. We could smoke cigarettes in his basement.
90. Wht's the most interesting thing you can see out of your office or kitchen window?
The highway.
01. On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are?
Zero.
92. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Probably sewing someone's arm back onto their body in an ER somewhere.
93. What was your first job?
Selling weed. I mean newspapers. Selling newspapers.
94. If you could join any past or current music group which would you want to join?
Something with a lot of bass and obscurity.
95. How many languages do you speak?
Uno.
96. What is your favorite family holiday tradition?
I told you one already. You don't get to know all the traditions.
97. Who is the most intelligent person you know?
Books or street smarts? (Both are me.)
98. If you had to describe yourself as an animal, which one would it be?
Sloth.
99. What is one thing you will never do again?
Drugs.
100. Who knows you the best?
My mother.
