what's wrong with playing with guns, driving a 4x4 Chevy, getting dirty, still looking as killer in jeans & boots as that girl in a dress & heels :)
True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking " Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is."
One might say the glass is half empty. One might say the glass is half full. I just wonder who the hell has been drinking from my glass.
says the leading cause of divorce is marriage
Apple have put on hold plans to release a new iPod designed for children to use... Apparently "itouch Kids" wasn't an ideal product name.
if people could read minds i would be screwed .
is wondering what color does a Smurf turn when it holds its breath too long??
So someone asked me today "Are you going crazy?" and I said "Yeah, I've been there, follow me, it's this way!"
thinks that thinking about the thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, i think
Trust me, you couldn't handle being in my bubble!
I may be loud, weird and annoying sometimes; I may not have the perfect figure or look the hottest, but I'm ME and that's more than I can say for SOME people!
renamed their iPod "The Titanic" so that whenever I plug it in to iTunes it tells me, "The Titanic is syncing."
I talk to other drivers as if they can hear me from inside my vehicle.. "go dummy! i'm letting you go!ummm hello?? i had the right of way!!blinker!!"
says please describe me in two words. What you think of me. Only using two words. Can you do it?
Tonight... I'm drinking until I'm someone Else's problem!
That's right, I'm different, its called being an original. You should try it some time. :)
ok.... more to come.... laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz