Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary in London ,
> > > > >>> > all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner
> > > > >>> > calls the police to tell them
> > > > >>> > what has happened.
> > > > >>> >
> > > > >>> > First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure
> > > > >>> > while making love to his mistress. Hence, the enormous smile,
> > > > >>> > Inspector," says the
> > > > >>> > Coroner.
> > > > >>> >
> > > > >>> > Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on
> > > > >>> > the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol
> > > > >>> > poisoning, hence the smile."
> > > > >>> >
> > > > >>> > The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
> > > > >>> >
> > > > >>> > "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual
> > > > >>> > one. Boudreaux, the coon-ass from Louisiana , 30,
> > > > >>> > struck by lightning."
> > > > >>> >
> > > > >>> > "Why is he smiling, then?" inquires the Inspector.
> > > > >>> >
> > > > >>> > "Thought he was having his picture taken."
