Here it is Christmas eve. I had to stay home from a party tonight because some arses have been breaking into people's houses and stealing presents from the neighborhood. I heard some voices outside my window and I looked out to see 2 kids breaking into my neighbors house. The guy has no money and is very hard up. So I sneak out the back door with no coat or boots on and just walk up behind these clowns. Then I threw one into the other and sure as hell they went to fight. Oh I love me a good fight so I wrestled both to the ground and with my 30 lb butt SAT on them. They were screaming so loud someone called 911. The police arrived seeing me sitting on these kids promptly hand cuffed the asses and off to jail they went. Now the cops just left after taking my statement and they said that the kids copped to the 3 breakins and tried to cut a deal. They give back the stuff and the cops drop the charges. The cops assured me NO DEAL! They are going to pay for this. So anyway Now I see why I had to stay home. My place would have most likely been next.
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