When is FUCK Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the FUCK do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the FUCK was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945
9. "Where did all those FUCKING Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
8. "Any FUCKING idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so FUCKING look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the FUCK did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the FUCKING ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the FUCK are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered FUCKING showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the FUCK is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this FUCKING mad!"
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003