REASONS TO PARTY
Because it's Friday.
Because it's exactly one
week later than it was
this time last week.
Because you want to annoy
your neighbors.
Because you're tired of playing
'Charades' with yourself.
Because you're carrying
a party gene.
Because you're afraid your
lifestyle is too healthy.
Because the bank made an
error in your favor.
Because it hurts too much
when you stop.
Because the phone company
lost your Internet bill.
Because you're supposed
to be the irresponsible one.
