To choose to partake in such a risky indulgence shows a great deal of bravery that could lead to convulsions. Please read the dangers that list on the label, cause if you do not you may not be able.
Let's start with the rim; shall it be salty or sweet? For me its the sugar for my lips to meet. This choice is not hard, its all about your taste, its only the start, the alpha you shouldn't waste.
Or do you prefer nothing to assist in the flavor? For you its the liquor that you want to savor. Next is the body, the hardest choice I think. The consistency of the liquid in which you will drink.
Frozen, crushed ice, on the rocks with some class? One million different ways to pour the same choice in a glass. This choice I will not dwell on, its one every person must make. (If you want to please me, on the rocks with a shake.)
Now I am not one to judge people who are a little bit picky, but adding all those fruity flavors just gets way to sticky. Just keep it simple for now, you've got a long way to go. Don't burn yourself out, drink it all in nice and slow.
Savor the flavor in which you've created. Appreciate those choices that make you elated. Remember the liquor, use only the best. To enjoy the most out of it requires you to leave the rest.
So relax and drink up, but don't fall from grace. Let them all wonder how you can keep a straight face. Tell them "This is my creation, the drink of my choice and I only listened to My own voice."
Your life is your choice to do whatever you choose. Go out and create your own special booze.
