Aren't you sick of the same crap showing up at the top of your bartab all the time? I have answers:
1. Are you going to heaven or hell? - no, neither exist.
2. Do you want a pink iphone? No - do I look gay to you?
3. WalMart gift certificate? Not if I have to go through 15 pages of crap and sign up to get on several spam lists in order to have a chance.
4. What superhero are you? None - what are you, 5?
5. House or Greys anatomy? Neither, they both suck
6. Blah balh American Idol? I couldn't possibly care less. Anyone who watches that drivel should officially be considered retarded. I'd rather have pliers taken to my testicles than watch it.
7. What beer are you? I'm not - I drink beer and am not a cannibal.
I wish we could opt out of it.