Now I used to post a fair amount of news of the weird stories from time to time and it recently occurred to me that I hadn't done so in awhile. So, without further ado I present to you not one but two news of the weird stories. Enjoy!
In Neustrelitz, Germany, police called a stolen cell phone and told the guy who answered that he'd won some free beer. According to the Portland Oregonian, the alleged thief happily gave them his address so they could drop off the beer. An arrest quickly followed.
Then there is the fellow in Minnesota who was stabbed nine times but couldn't identify his assailants to police because he slept through the whole thing. According to the Winona Daily News, the 23-year-old victim became aware of his injuries only when his girlfriend saw he was covered in blood. He will recover.