>>>Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
sick,
>>>headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
>>>
>>>The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today.
>>>When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That
>>>makes
>>>everything better and I go to work. You try that."
>>>
>>>Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel
great.
>>>I
>>>be work soon.....you got nice house."