A guy gets home late one night and his wife says,
"Where the hell have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a
hundred dollar bill on your penis?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow...
Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my
money....
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can
stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks
anytime you want!"
