The Nine Important Men In
A Woman's Life!
1. THE DOCTOR:
because he says, "Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST:
because he says, "Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER:
because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".
4. THE MILKMAN:
because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:
because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"
6. THE STOCK BROKER:
because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate
for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
7. THE BANKER:
because he says, "If you take it out too soon,
you'll lose interest.
8. THE HUNTER:
because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always
eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:
because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up
against the wall?
