DJ Southern Kitty's blog: "one of my poems"

eat me,beat me bite me,blow me suck me,fuck me very slowly if you kiss me dont be hasty use your toung to make it tasty roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed Repost this as ''sex poem'' if u repost this in 1 min: the guy /girl that you like will tell u that he/she loves u and that she/he wants to go out with u. if u repost this in 2 min: the guy/girl that you like will give you a hug and a kiss on the lips if u repost this in 3 min: you'll find $20

Here is a list of things that me and maybe some other women need or want.. ******Before reading these were made out of anger if you agree let me know if you don't oh well have fun laugh or nod wildly in agreement and remember to post with your own if you can come up with any!! ENJOY!!********* 1.) open up and talk we aren't mind readers we don't know what you are thinking and we don't understand hints either... 2.) We aren't here just for your sexual pleasure there's more to life than just sex... 3.) Don't compare us to other women we are who we are you knew that when you got with us so don't try to change us into something we won't be just for you.. 4.) Don't accuse me of something I didn't do unless you have facts and proof that you can prove that we did anything wrong.. 5.) If we've tried something nice for you atleast tell us thank you or acknowledge that we did try. 6.) saying I love you isn't going to kill you even if you are in front of your friends or family if you tell me it in private why not when we're out together? 7.) If I don't feel like talking just leave me be because I just might not be in the mood to talk and it doesn't always mean I'm mad I just need some space.. 8.) If you are a father please take care of your kids they need you too women aren't the only ones who create them you know.. 9.) I'm NOT your mother, slave, or nanny I'm your partner in life so treat me like it, if you want that just go back home to mommy... 10.) We aren't perfect we do make mistakes everyone does so get over it! 11.) sometimes nagging isn't nagging it's just telling you for the 15,000,000,000.... time what you've told me to remind you to do... 12.) telling other people how we're doing and not telling us doesn't help us know how you feel you have to tell us too we're not mind readers..... 13.) communication it's a key to a relationship no talky no sex.... we're not asking for you to act like our friends we want you to just be able to talk. 14.) would it hurt to offer a helping hand around the house or with the kids? 15.) Guys need guy time and girls need girls time it doesn't mean we're sleeping with every dick in town or pussy or whatever.. We need friends too damnit! 16.) a slap on the ass is fine the slap in the face isn't. 17.) there are two things in life you need to be awake for in life and that is getting married and having sex... 18.) And after 2 minutes of sex that doesn't mean we're both done.. and sometimes I don't like to finish myself off... 19.) Don't just be a stiff board damnit you better move it move it.... moan, make a noise, bump your hips something let me know your still awake... and snoring does not count... 20.) t.v. during sex is a no no unless it's a good porn... and both parties are into it not just you.. 21.) don't lie about it if you did it just let me know, we may get pissed but we will get over it unlike if you don't tell us and if we find out about it then it will result in uglier situations. 22.) DON'T GIVE ME A GUILT TRIP OVER THINGS FROM THE PAST GET OVER IT! 23.) if married and have a house wife you work at work and they work at home working from home is not any different than working at a job and sometimes we need away from the home too. and if you see we need help jump in we know you've had a hard day at work but so have we and we would greatly appreciate any help we can get. 24.) COMMENTS DON'T KILL THEY GO ALONG WAY IN A LOVE LIFE. 25.) If I'm sorting clothes leave them alone they are where they are because I haven't got there yet. 26.) just because I have a guy friend doesn't mean I'm sleeping with him.. If you assume that then I can assume that you're sleeping with all you friends that are girls.. 27.) They are your parents so you can call them and ask them for shit because that's not my job! 28.) Fighting, nagging, name calling, or physical violence is not to be seen in front of children because that will make them disrespect both parties and they will turn out just like that. 29.) I'm not to be passed off to your friends I chose you not them if I wanted them I would've had them already.. 30.) Not everyone is interested in 3-somes or swinging.. so ask before you assume.. because assumeing makes an ass out of you and me... --Ok ladies if you have any more bitch fits that weren't on here add them and post lets see how many of these we can get..

This is one i wrote about someone i knew... Its been a while.. But u can tell me what u think..... Left, Right, Up, Down Everywhere you look loves all around. Smiling, happy, regretful, sad alot of people think about what they had... Wishing, hoping for a second chance remembering old love, man what a dance. Remembering how he held you so tight and making love way into the night. Flowers and gifts are things of the past wishing and knowing in your heart it lasts... Everytime I get online I look for you to be here.... and when ever your not I sit and wait wishing you could be near. Just to talk and listen to you calms me deep inside, helps me grow strong and understand that I dont have to hide. You have always been part of my heart and I long to see you waiting and hoping that you'll come around and make my old love again new... That the love once shared was never over. But to regain the relationship would take the luck of a 4 leaf clover. There will always be love between you and me.... For the little one we love is growing like a tree.....

I lay here in my bed tonight thinking of the morning light. Hoping and wishing I could see you knowing how I feel is very true. No matter what the mood, you make me happy when i talk to you. I could be sad, mad, frustrated, or angry but as soon as I see you that all goes away. You make me grin, you make me smile, you make my life seam worth while. Theres something special between you and me. Something special we both can see..

I think about you night and day. Morning and night always the same way. Woundering, thinking, wishing, and hoping these are the things i do everyday. I say I love you but how do you know? Love is more than a word. It is a special name, an action, a feeling, a special phone call and much much more.... Love is more than a word... It is a special name. I am a little giggle box and blush when i am called that. Special name is something between us. No one else shares love like ours. Special names add to the mix and help passion and desire build. Love is more than a word... it is an action... Like walking through the rain getting drenched just to say hi. Risking getting sick to talk to that someone special. You make me blush, you make me see just how much you love me. Love is an action like buying a cd for one song because you wanted it. Love is more than a word, it is a feeling... When i talk to you, I have a feeling that is new. I get tingly and warm and sometimes get butterflies in my stomach. Sometimes I feel nervous because my feelings are true and I want to be with you. Love causes many feelings like nervous, happy, sad, excited, and at times crazy... Yep crazy thats me.... Love is more than a word, It is a special phone call... When i hear your voice, I melt faster than a popcicle on a mid summers day. We talk and talk laughing and smiling giggleing and grinning teasin each other more and more. Your voice in my head thats where it belongs, listening and remembering for oh so long... Hearing your words and singing them in. Love oh sweet love thats where it begins... Love is more than a word. It is a special name, an action, a feeling, a special phone call and so much more.... I feel these things for you and hope you do for me. This poem is special made by hand by me. Straight from my heart to you.

Listening to the slow pain in my head...wishing at times it were dead...Woundering when you will make the pain go away... And u here to stay here close to my heart.. We love each other thats plain to see but right now a force is working against us trying to keep us apart.. If were strong we will survive, this force is no match for the love we feel inside.. When you said u wasnt coming it hit me hard inside.. Tears welled up deep within me then started out my eyes... Hurt and fear filler my heart scared you were running away... That the love we once felt was fading everyday.. Now sitting here not knowing what to do.. Its like my life dont make sense when i dont see you... Tears running down my face wild and untamed. The fear inside that of loosing you is like a bird in a cage. No where to run and no where to hide this fear is taking over my whole life.. I sit here and i think of you trying to stop my tears. Being unsuccessful with so many fears.. fears of loosing you the best feeling i've known and fears of never again being happy and walk this earth alone... If alone is the case lord then take me where i stand so atleast up there with you i can lend a helping hand..