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Here is a list of things that me and maybe some other women need or want.. ******Before reading these were made out of anger if you agree let me know if you don't oh well have fun laugh or nod wildly in agreement and remember to post with your own if you can come up with any!! ENJOY!!********* 1.) open up and talk we aren't mind readers we don't know what you are thinking and we don't understand hints either... 2.) We aren't here just for your sexual pleasure there's more to life than just sex... 3.) Don't compare us to other women we are who we are you knew that when you got with us so don't try to change us into something we won't be just for you.. 4.) Don't accuse me of something I didn't do unless you have facts and proof that you can prove that we did anything wrong.. 5.) If we've tried something nice for you atleast tell us thank you or acknowledge that we did try. 6.) saying I love you isn't going to kill you even if you are in front of your friends or family if you tell me it in private why not when we're out together? 7.) If I don't feel like talking just leave me be because I just might not be in the mood to talk and it doesn't always mean I'm mad I just need some space.. 8.) If you are a father please take care of your kids they need you too women aren't the only ones who create them you know.. 9.) I'm NOT your mother, slave, or nanny I'm your partner in life so treat me like it, if you want that just go back home to mommy... 10.) We aren't perfect we do make mistakes everyone does so get over it! 11.) sometimes nagging isn't nagging it's just telling you for the 15,000,000,000.... time what you've told me to remind you to do... 12.) telling other people how we're doing and not telling us doesn't help us know how you feel you have to tell us too we're not mind readers..... 13.) communication it's a key to a relationship no talky no sex.... we're not asking for you to act like our friends we want you to just be able to talk. 14.) would it hurt to offer a helping hand around the house or with the kids? 15.) Guys need guy time and girls need girls time it doesn't mean we're sleeping with every dick in town or pussy or whatever.. We need friends too damnit! 16.) a slap on the ass is fine the slap in the face isn't. 17.) there are two things in life you need to be awake for in life and that is getting married and having sex... 18.) And after 2 minutes of sex that doesn't mean we're both done.. and sometimes I don't like to finish myself off... 19.) Don't just be a stiff board damnit you better move it move it.... moan, make a noise, bump your hips something let me know your still awake... and snoring does not count... 20.) t.v. during sex is a no no unless it's a good porn... and both parties are into it not just you.. 21.) don't lie about it if you did it just let me know, we may get pissed but we will get over it unlike if you don't tell us and if we find out about it then it will result in uglier situations. 22.) DON'T GIVE ME A GUILT TRIP OVER THINGS FROM THE PAST GET OVER IT! 23.) if married and have a house wife you work at work and they work at home working from home is not any different than working at a job and sometimes we need away from the home too. and if you see we need help jump in we know you've had a hard day at work but so have we and we would greatly appreciate any help we can get. 24.) COMMENTS DON'T KILL THEY GO ALONG WAY IN A LOVE LIFE. 25.) If I'm sorting clothes leave them alone they are where they are because I haven't got there yet. 26.) just because I have a guy friend doesn't mean I'm sleeping with him.. If you assume that then I can assume that you're sleeping with all you friends that are girls.. 27.) They are your parents so you can call them and ask them for shit because that's not my job! 28.) Fighting, nagging, name calling, or physical violence is not to be seen in front of children because that will make them disrespect both parties and they will turn out just like that. 29.) I'm not to be passed off to your friends I chose you not them if I wanted them I would've had them already.. 30.) Not everyone is interested in 3-somes or swinging.. so ask before you assume.. because assumeing makes an ass out of you and me... --Ok ladies if you have any more bitch fits that weren't on here add them and post lets see how many of these we can get..
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