"If I died, would you get married again?" Husband: "Of course not!"... Wife: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"... Husband: "Of course I do!!!" ... Wife "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"... Husband: "Alright I would"... Wife: (looking hurtful): You would?"... Husband I would, but only because it was so good with you."... Wife "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?"... Husband: "Where else would you want us to sleep?"... Wife: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?"... Husband: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess."... Wife: "And she'd use my car?"...
HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive.... Wife: (COLD DEAD SILENCE) Husband: "OH F*CK!!!"
