Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Tennessee arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, Southern girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed, "Yes!, Yes!
I won! I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly
departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
The Story's Moral Lesson
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But men will always be men.
