Jack
Current mood: amused
Jack was nimble and Jack was quick, but he never quite cleared the candle stick.
And ole Mother Hubbard looked in her cupboard and cried.
A penny saved is a penny earned, ashes to ashes and we all get burned.
Little Jack Horner sat in his corner and lied
Cause he never pulled plum from a cherry pie, seems funny to me that we never asked why.
And little Miss Muffet who sat on her tuffet returns.
She brought her curds and she sought a way, she shot the spider with the ole bug spray.
Now the spider once beside her, lies in the grass and burns.
Life is funny and life is cruel, when nobody plays by the golden rule.
And ole King Cole and his merry ole soul, hijacked a ship to the Gulf of Mexico.
London bridge never fell down, just a game kids play on the ole school ground.
Penny for your thoughts seems pretty cheap, when the questions they ask are mighty deep.
And a pictures worth a thousand words.
Jack fell down and broke his crown, now his storys makin money for the same small town.
When Jill got ill they say she never had a chance.
Romeo and Juliet two love birds we will never forget, was it true love or just another bad romance.
We say our vows for better or worse, now theyre just another line in the second verse.
A brand new bride can not hide her pain.
Cause he packed his bags and he went away, left with her best friend the very next day.
Now the gifts and the cards and the picket fence yard remain.
Life is funny and life is cruel, when nobody plays by the golden rule.
And ole King Cole and his merry ole soul, hijacked a ship to the Gulf of Mexico.
London bridge never fell down, just a game kids play on the ole school ground.
Penny for your thoughts seems pretty cheap, when the questions they ask are mighty deep.
Story books and nursery rhymes, remembering the best of times.
Fishin poles and skimming rocks, rolled up pants and mixed matched socks.
Do you remember when, you spent the night with your best friend?
Teachers taught the golden rule, and we all played jokes on April fools
And a pictures worth a thousand words.
