A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the
famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he
was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE
HOUSE, I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK
IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH
SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
Chen Lee
