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SimplyGC94x: Back SimplyGC94x: For a few anyway SimplyGC94x: And now you're not there -_- FetusXwXbbq: yes i am SimplyGC94x: Oh SimplyGC94x: Hello again SimplyGC94x: lol FetusXwXbbq: I'm having problems with my nails typing.. patience will get u through life so chill SimplyGC94x: lol SimplyGC94x: I used to be patient SimplyGC94x: Though over the past 2 years I've lost of a lot of it SimplyGC94x: I'm no longer patiently waiting for a female to be a part of my life and it all stems down from there SimplyGC94x: lol FetusXwXbbq: I'm looking for free printable certificates that I can put something along the lines of The Greatest Mother award but at the bottom it will be written that she will be mine and my sisters maid till it comes to the time we have to wipe her ass when she gets old SimplyGC94x: So where is the problem? The maid part or the ass wiping part? SimplyGC94x: =P FetusXwXbbq: finding a free damn printable certificate.. it's all like kindergarden shit SimplyGC94x: lol SimplyGC94x: Well of course FetusXwXbbq: It's a stupid ass chase for a damn certificate that should be easy to find but I'm sure the republicans have something to do with it as usual SimplyGC94x: lol SimplyGC94x: Don't bring politics anywhere it's not absolutely necessary SimplyGC94x: They're corrupt enough as it is, we don't need the plague spreading FetusXwXbbq: I agree, my friend. That is true. SimplyGC94x: Politics suck SimplyGC94x: I hate even going to vote FetusXwXbbq: I just wanna know what kind of wierd fetishes the presidents have.. i wonder if Clinton let it dry before he lit it up.. hmm .. guess I'll never know. SimplyGC94x: Hahahah SimplyGC94x: Prolly not SimplyGC94x: Prolly didn't let it dry that is FetusXwXbbq: damn i was gonna say something pretty sick but.. umm I stopped myself SimplyGC94x: No say it SimplyGC94x: lol I gotta know now SimplyGC94x: You gotta update your AIM, I can't even see the little thingy when you're typing FetusXwXbbq: I was gonna say, for all we know Clinton wore red wings with pride and used his cigar as a tampon then was like, what the hell and lit it up after he pulled the plug SimplyGC94x: Wow FetusXwXbbq: dude aim is pissing me off and not letting me fuckin update SimplyGC94x: omg nasty FetusXwXbbq: I told you. SimplyGC94x: Haha SimplyGC94x: I know FetusXwXbbq: You had to know though, so be satisfied about that. SimplyGC94x: Hey if he did that more props to him SimplyGC94x: I don't think I could earn my red wings SimplyGC94x: Anything that can bleed for a week and not die is a major problem FetusXwXbbq: i bleed for 3 days.. not like u wanted to know, but I'm blunt and don't care so yep.. SimplyGC94x: lol lucky you SimplyGC94x: My ex used to bleed for 9 SimplyGC94x: It was bad news bears SimplyGC94x: Because she was like bedridden with pain cuz of it sometimes FetusXwXbbq: that's why they should make it legal if a chick is on the rag, the guy can legally lock her in a cell, block all views out, and do whatever he wants till it stops. SimplyGC94x: Haha SimplyGC94x: I don't think I could ever do that SimplyGC94x: xD FetusXwXbbq: I could FetusXwXbbq: I think I'm going to be sitting here for 4 more hours trying to succeed in my mission to find a damn humor certificate, and well, after 4 hrs I will have enough, take a 12 ga and bye bye computer SimplyGC94x: lol SimplyGC94x: I build comps on the side so gimme a jingle SimplyGC94x: =P FetusXwXbbq: i can do it also FetusXwXbbq: lol SimplyGC94x: Heh SimplyGC94x: People are so scared of comps SimplyGC94x: It's funny FetusXwXbbq: I may not seem like I know much, but I just do that to suprise ppl when my brain is in need of showing off. SimplyGC94x: Who said you didn't know much? FetusXwXbbq: I put it off as I don't SimplyGC94x: I never got that FetusXwXbbq: it's funny all the ppl around here think I'm dumber than Paris Hilton on crack. SimplyGC94x: O.o FetusXwXbbq: yea I didn't show it as bad as I do over here SimplyGC94x: Why do that though? FetusXwXbbq: but over here ppl that think I'm not that smart are dumbasses cuz they are the gullible ones SimplyGC94x: lol FetusXwXbbq: b-c it's the only thing that half ass entertains me in a town of 100 ppl SimplyGC94x: Haha SimplyGC94x: Twisted entertainment FetusXwXbbq: exactly.. but not too twistid. FetusXwXbbq: hmm u got myspace.. I don't remember if i asked u that or not.. kilo of crack running through my body today SimplyGC94x: lol SimplyGC94x: Nope I don't care for it really SimplyGC94x: Plus I really don't have ANYTHING good to put on a website SimplyGC94x: So why waste the space FetusXwXbbq: wow, that's kinda, well, sophisticatedly emo without sharp objects. Hmm don't know if I'm impressed or think your on drugs. hmm SimplyGC94x: lol it wasn't supposed to be emo FetusXwXbbq: well it was emo but corporately put SimplyGC94x: But seriously though, what do I have to say to anyone in internet land SimplyGC94x: Nothing worth a piss FetusXwXbbq: You do what I do. SimplyGC94x: If I want to say something to someone I know, I just call them, or go visit them FetusXwXbbq: I've been doing this all day long, and the ppl that carry a convo with me, is put into a blog FetusXwXbbq: cuz ppl like reading that shit SimplyGC94x: Heh SimplyGC94x: lol FetusXwXbbq: especially if they are tripping on acid and able to read SimplyGC94x: Bored people much? SimplyGC94x: Ahaha SimplyGC94x: No wonder SimplyGC94x: I'd do stupid shit like that too if I was wasted FetusXwXbbq: Hey I only did 15 hits of acid with my kilo of crack today, it's not much SimplyGC94x: Nah SimplyGC94x: Enough to get you by for a few hours FetusXwXbbq: My temperature is fine, my heartrate is at 0 beats a minute, I'm fine and able to carry a conversation as if i was sober SimplyGC94x: 0 beats eh SimplyGC94x: Life support much? FetusXwXbbq: oh shit FetusXwXbbq: do that again FetusXwXbbq: lol <---dumbass SimplyGC94x: I gotta go soon FetusXwXbbq: i don't care. go now FetusXwXbbq: i will find another victim SimplyGC94x: No send whatever it is SimplyGC94x: zzz SimplyGC94x: Or not SimplyGC94x: -_- FetusXwXbbq: i gotta send it differently it won't do it cuz AIM IS A PIECE OF SHIT SimplyGC94x: No SimplyGC94x: It's prolly my router FetusXwXbbq: yes it is SimplyGC94x: Gives me a pain in the ass SimplyGC94x: Every time I dc on AIM SimplyGC94x: Works for some people and not others FetusXwXbbq: shh I'm printing out divorce forms to divorce my family ok.. it's a touching moment right now and I really don't feel like argueing about something as stupid, since it runs like shit and they got shitty service on everything, as ..-) SimplyGC94x: All right I'm out SimplyGC94x: Ahaha SimplyGC94x: Family divorce, that's a new one SimplyGC94x: I'll talk to you...prolly Wed FetusXwXbbq: Alrighty.. u have a great night.. hope u had fun chatting with the real Juana of Terror .. may u have wonderful brutal nightmares about me.. g'night SimplyGC94x: Don't think I'll be on tomorrow SimplyGC94x: lol night Question for reading on --Take 1 1/2--.. Please once again, same shit goes here as in the last blog. Answer question for your comment! 1) Do you think that I'm right and Simply needs to be a little more patient? (What if I was choking in my computer chair and taking my last breaths you know!) 2) Do you think Clinton earned his red wings in a different way by using his cigar as a tampon? (Who knows man, people get off on being pissed on) 3) What messenger would your rather have? A. Yahoo B. MSN C. AIM D. Other __________ (please specify) 4) There was a point where we were talking bout chicks on the rag. So here's the question guys, if you could, and it was legal to lock a girl in a cell while she is bleeding out of where you wanna stick it but can't, would you? Why or Why not? And if you would, what to you plan on doing with your free time? Thanx for checking my blog, Please come back and visit! Please make sure, to stay healthy and unbloated, Clean your colon atleast once a month, and at the most twice. Keep those tubes cleaned, never know when your going to get anally probed. Once Again From the One and Only, CuntRag
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