TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Justin Stone
Birthday: 7-7-87
Birthplace: BelFast NortheRn IreLand
Current Location: Haverhill Mass
Eye Color: NavY BluE
Hair Color: DarK BroWN
Height: 6'!"
Right Handed or Left Handed: RighT
Your Heritage: PuRe BreD IrIsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tan And White TimS
Your Weakness: TeArs of A BeaUtiFull Grl
Your Fears: TeEn PregNanCy
Your Perfect Pizza: 10 cheesEs And EveRY MeaT in the WorLd
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GraDuaTon
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LoL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I NeEd A FuCciN BeEr
Your Best Physical Feature: TonGe
Your Bedtime: WhenEver im TirEd
Your Most Missed Memory: My Four BeSt FreinDS, Be WeLL
Pepsi or Coke: WhEtEveRS FrEe
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bk All MuTHaFuCCin Day
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea Sux
Chocolate or Vanilla: MilAto
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot ChoCaLate
Do you Smoke: Yea CigGaReTTes
Do you Swear: NeveR in MY FucCin LiYe
Do you Sing: Ha Ha Hell Nah
Do you Shower Daily: TwicE you DiRtY FuCcs
Have you Been in Love: Once, NevER Again
Do you want to go to College: UTI or Wyo TecH
Do you want to get Married: EvenTuallY
Do you belive in yourself: No Im A FigMent of MY On imaGinaTIon
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, Whoa Did YOu Feel That........BLLAAAHHHH
Do you think you are Attractive: FuCc No Look At Me
Are you a Health Freak: HA HA no
Do you get along with your Parents: SomeTimes......DepEnds On How Much I OwE
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea They Turn Me On
Do you play an Instrument: TrumPet And AcuStic GuiTar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: umM no Of CourSE not
In the past month have you Smoked: DefinE SMokE
In the past month have you been on Drugs: DeFine DruGs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: DefinE Date.....Does ****** Count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YeA
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I WIsh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: DeAR God No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Im A Dream......And i Was Naked.....it Was A Dream Rite?
In the past month have you been Dumped: NevER
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO....Wait Define SkinnY DipPin
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Is It Stelin if YOu REally REally Want IT
Ever been Drunk: EvEry Damn WeEkENd
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: OncE In FiFth GraDe, ThaT kid No LonGer WalkS
Ever Shoplifted: BaCc To PevIoUs AnsWeR I Really NeEdeD it
How do you want to Die: Right AftER SeX wit A Cig IN My MOuth
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: AuToMOTiVe CuSTumiZer
What country would you most like to Visit: IreLand/RusSia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GrEeN
Favourite Hair Color: BLonD/BrunEtTe Wit HighIghtS
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: ShorTer Than Like 5'10"
Weight: AdVerAGe/AthLetIc
Best Clothing Style: GanSta, On Grl PrePpy Aint Bad
Number of Drugs I have taken: DeFIne DruGs
Number of CDs I own: I Steal MusIq I DownlOad
Number of Piercings: One, Want More
Number of Tattoos: GeTtin A CelTic CroSs
Number of things in my Past I Regret: To MAny TO NumBEr

You Know You're From Massachusetts When...
The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke...not quinine water. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. You almost feel disappointed when someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer. You know that there are two Bulger brothers, and that they're both crooks. You know what they sell at a packie. You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call. You can actually find your way around Boston. Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday. You know what First Night is. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus. You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day. You have never been to Cheers. When the words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together. You knew that there was no chance in hell that the Pats would move to Hartford. You have gone to at least one party at UMass. The curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools. You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt or hat. You think Doug Flutie is the greatest athlete ever. You remember exactly where you were when the ball rolled through Buckner's legs. You pray for the Red Sox to win the World Series not this season, but in your lifetime. You know how to make a frappe. You know that "Big Dig" is also a kind of ice cream you can get at Brigham's. You actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic down to one. You never go to "Cape Cod", you go "down the Cape". You think that Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs and Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger. You went to Old Sturbridge Village, Plymouth Plantation, or both, on field trip in grammar school. You're aware that there is a town, somewhere in Massachusetts, named Brimfield where they have the biggest outdoor antique market in the world. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day. You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line. You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group. You know that Ludlow is 90% Portuguese and that Fall River is 90% Lebanese. You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language. You've called something "wicked pissa" You have driven to either Rhode Island, New Hampshire or Vermont for a tattoo. You see people like Steven Tyler (Aerosmith), Dicky Barret (The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones), and Evan Dando (The Lemonheads) in the local supermarket and it doesn't phase you. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater Know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frank(ie) Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVS within eyeshot at all times. You keep an ice scraper and can of de-icer on the floor of your car...year round You still try to order curly fries from Burger King You order iced coffee in January You know what candlepin bowling is You drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left. You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop You know what a "regular" coffee is You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Massachusetts.