SO I WENT ON A BLIND WHEN I WAS 23 AND MET THIS GIRL NAMED UMMMM "SARA". SHE WAS ABOUT A 7 BUT I DIDNT BITCH SINCE....WELL....I WAS HORNY AN SHE WAS PAST THE MINIMUM 6. WE HAD DINNER AND SHE MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE, SHE WAS A VEGETARIAN AND I WAS EATING STEAK! (memo to every man who eats steak medium rare; don't date a vegetarian, they talk to much shyt an u can't enjoy your meal!) OK AFTER FOOD WE WENT TO CATCH A SHOW (chick flick too ;) ) MOVIE DONE SHE SHOWED PROMISE ( i snuck in some captain an coke to watch the chick flick and it was kicking in) WE WENT BACK TO MY PLACE AND IT STARTED TO GET HEATED!! TURNS OUT SHE HAD A PEFECT BODY UNDER HER OUTFIT, SEXY ABS, PERFECT CHEST, TAN AN ASS BUT THERE WAS JUST ONE PROBLEM; HER PANTIES WERE CUTE AN PINK WITH A SAYING ON THE FRONT AN BACK. ON THE FRONT IT SAID WEDNESDAY (this just happened to be friday!) AND ON THE BACK IT SAID "IT AINT GONNA LICK ITSELF!" (ummm yes it is!! lmao) SO TO MAKE IT SHORT AN SWEET I THREW HER OUT AND NEVER CALLED HER AGAIN!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
BLIND DATES SUCK!!! SO SAYS BUDDY C.
