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created on 10/27/2007  |  http://fubar.com/blahhhh/b146796

cover your ass

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up o ver the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. Remember the five simple rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. Live simply and appreciate what you have. Give more. Expect less NOW ....... Enough of that crap. The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock. MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON: When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you. You have two choices...smile and close this page, or pass this along to someone else to spread the fun.

slow painful death

as i am sitting there listening to your every word and believing the lies escaping your lips i am also dying inside because you are slowly but surely killing me a slow painful death a death of a broken heart that i will suffer from a disease that you place in my very soul eating away at me from the inside im waiting and fooling myself with temporary medicine hoping that all i hear is true hoping you were my prince but only to find out you are a toad lerking in the shadows just looking for the next victim to kill inside i sit and i listen and i believe until someday i cant take enough and i decide to kill you instead not the way you are killing me but worse i am allowing one piece of your work to go unfinished to not give you the final word to let you watch me walk away only slightly stabbed but those wounds will heal and i will be able to love a real prince and have a real smile on my face thanks to you

stupid shit part 2

ok so thought of some other stupid things bout me last night 16. cant stand when people crack their necks 17. im scared to death of clowns 18. i stare into space sometimes for no reason 19. i like the smell of cucumber melon 20. im agnostic 21. i like to paint things with white-out 22. i cant say potassium 23. i dont like cinnamin 24. i loooooove tomatoes 25. i wrote a childrens book 26. i usually only wear one sock 27. i cant watch someone get sick 28. people that say "like" a lot annoy me 29. and i got one fucked up middle name yeah few more to add to the list

a weird dream

ok so had this super weird ass dream last night that i had like 6 kids and i lived in the middle of no where, which happened to be my old house, and like my old best friend was int here and she had like 3 kids and i remeber thinking how the hell did i have all those!!! but yeah so my little boy i guess he was named brandon kept running outside and i was so scared he was gonna get hit in my driveway, o yeah and i had a set of twins weird anyways so that was that and i had to run and save my friends two kids from being hit by a semi and she just kinda stood there. so yeah weird ass night

stupid shit bout me

ok a lil bit about me i guess.....lol i was bored well here we go 1. i laugh when i brush my teeth( i have an automatic toothbrush...it tickles lol) 2.i dont always use crosswalks so...dont hit me if you ever see me crosswalk!!! 3. i collect chapstick ( no idea why) 4. i dont squeeze my toothpaste from the bottom 5. i like the taste of the sticky part of envelopes 6. i write stupid shit sometimes lol obviously 7. i have a short attention spand lol u should see me with a piece of thread 8. i cant watch someone chew on a toothpick....ill gag!!! 9. i have a teddy bear named boo boo 10. i like to watch spongebob 11. i eat kool-aid packets as is 12. i hate feet including i wont eat anything that smells like them (doritos, fritos, parm cheese) 13. im allergic to mushrooms 14. i saw a ghost once 15. lol i also collect pens there u go 15 useless facts bout me cuz i was bored lol

A Rose

a rose to some a lovely flower but to me a symbol of life i started out smooth as a stem soft, gentle, free of fear innocence a few wrong turns made thorns but no matter i made it through up the winding path to reach finally my blossom was found and my beauty revealed lovely velvet petals of crimson deep and rich the scent of love and passion for others but then my rose was plucked by a pair of greedy human hands and one by one i began to fade my lush red petals began to dull black as the color of my heart and one by one began to fall but only to be shocked for the thorns you caused in my life dug into your very flesh and you were bitten by hope and trust seeing your scarlet blood you dropped me into a pile of weeds and brush but my rose took root and again began to blossom this time no thorns for if any on my own terms and my rose will come to life once more and you shall never pluck me again but be forced to see my beauty restore and know you can never destroy me © Tara Ljubica Jordan

i could speak silence

i could speak silence and yet you would still hear i could cry invisible tears and yet you would still wipe them away i could say nothing wrong and you would hold me anyways i could breathe no more and you would give me life i could walk away and you know where to find me i could speak silence and you would know i love you © Tara Ljubica Jordan

A Day

A day of sorrow and of grief A day full much of disbelief A day of 5 side brought down by one A day where no one thought of fun A day full and stained with blood A day where rubble looked to be a flood That filled the streets of the city A day with others filled with pity A day where many lives were lost Beneath the fires ashes frost A day where happy would seem insane A day not safe to fly a plane A day where many went up to heaven Yes, I speak of the day September 11 © Tara Ljubica Jordan

Today

Today it is good the sun is shining, the clouds are high birds are singing and theres a blue sky people are laughing together as one people are growing and having fun it's not like yesterday. Yesterday was horrible there was nothing but screams and cries and pain and sorrow in children's eyes blood all around on the cities floors an selfish people starting horrid wars no today is better. Tomorrow however will be like yesterday because today was only a dream ©Tara Ljubica Jordan

Moon Lit Shadows

Moon lit shadows on my floor a silence in the air though i couldnt ask for nothing more then just someone to care to whisper in my very mind and uncover worlds untold and sit there to try and find the secrets that i hold years and years of a dying heart but smiles for you and then to see me fall apart but not showing a single clue a mirror i hold to watch me fade into the silent night and feel the pressure of the blade to make everything all right moon lit shadows on my floor and not a day more in time though i couldnt ask for nothing more because i have paid for my crime
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