heidi the terrible xDOSx's blog: "insane ramblings of me"

bird shit blues a bird shit on me today.on my black top.and honestly?i couldnt give to shits.cause if i was a bird and could take a dump in mid-air,in glorious flight,without a fucking care of any human insecurities that my follow,then shit,i'd do it too.i mean humans shit on each other all the time,and its the intent that makes it vile.but a bird,is just taking a shit.because...hey nature calls,and its just shit.not like the bird thought,"hey look at that human all dressed nice.she looks like shes having a good day.i should unload on her cause i feel like being fucked up."but funny,we are so quick yo humanize something so innocent.so we have an excuse to victimize ourselves.humble your egos.and you may find yourself closer to nature