Also for having the ego to think it was possible. Pah.
I think there are a lot of Scammers on Fubar which is a shame so if you don't get a response to a profile photo rating it is because I have been kissed by the frog and turned into an ugly, bitter and twisted princess. At least honesty is my saving grace and thank Heavens for Guardian Angels who are there to keep me safe, with feet planted firmly on the ground. +++++++++++++++
MY REPLY TO THEIR EVER SO PROMPT REPLY.
Hello, I am sorry that you should apologise for the late reply. It was none of the sort.
This is all a total surprise to me and as I mentioned, I think it, well, I really don't know what to think. That is by the by.
If you really wish to know my details then they are as follows:
Ms. Kola Nut,
c/o THE FANTASY ISLAND CORPORATION
Fairywing Springs
Kola Lumpa Icinglass
Fantasy Island
EGOLAND
Astrala Plano.
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Oh, by the way, I am not a gorgeous, oh sorry, that should be cute guy and can recommend a very good and reasonably priced Hoptical Illusionist and Stargazer/Glass Glazer who supplies fairy focals for forward vision. He works for Bats Incorporated in the Portland Pond region of Fantasy Island. I am not sure where I can advise you to go in respect of your rectal spouting disease. Try Terry Cheesecloth, it might help to bind you over until you reach Dr. Po, on Pongevity Parade, for eternal relief.
Oh and would you hurry up with the compeeto payment because the Fantasy Fairy Corporation will soon be evicted to Duck side of the Pond, in Non-Solventshire
Kind regards,
Kola Nut. +++++++
Seriously, I must be mad, broke and on an ego trip. Still, humble pie is better to eat than having Coca Ego on the billboard. I get annoyed enough to write a story, so thank you for the inspiration, Sarah Green or Susan Green AKA Sugarcare 001. Maybe she is an innocent victim of the Scam and the jury is out on the Benefit of Doubt or ** - pah, I cannot think of the word so here is an asterinxs or two.
Oh no, guess what, I have a parrot and an old man knocking on the rating door, apologies if you are genuine but I am very suspicious now my curiosity has been satisfied and sated.
Well, at least it gave me an extra 20 minutes or more of writing for the day which is good for the concentration as well as inspiration.
Thank heavens though that we are not on dial-up or BT would be nestled in feathers and he who actually has the compeetoes would be balistically insolvent.
