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STAY!!!! I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there! I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!" The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"

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Best short joke ever!!! An elderly couple were attending a church service. About half way through she leans over and says to her husband "I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?" He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid".
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