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| | Benefits of being a woman |
| created @ 04/19/2009 02:31 pm |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when cocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at his/her shoes.
We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra. |
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