Before He Cheats
Carrie Underwood
Right now,,,, he's probably slow dancin with a bleach blonde tramp and she's probably getting frisky.
Right now,,, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whisky.
Right now,,,,,, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showin her how to shoot a combo.
And he don't know
I dug my key in to the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. I slashed a hole in all 4 tires. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now she's probably up singin some white trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now she's probably sayin I'm drunk and he's thinkin he's gonna get lucky.
Right now he's probably dabbin on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo, and he don't know.....
That I dug my key in to the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. I slashed a hole in all 4 tires. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl, cause the next time that he cheats, you know it wont be on me.
No not on me.
Cause I dug my key in to the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. I slashed a hole in all 4 tires. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Oh maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Oh before he cheats. Ohhhhh
