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| | BEER, FISHING, SEX & GOLF: |
| created @ 05/16/2009 08:01 am |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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A man was walking down the street when
he was accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looking homeless man who asked
him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars
and asked, "If I give you this money, will you
buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of
buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man
said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course
instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't
played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light
district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed
the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner
cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be
furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important
for her to see what a man looks like AFTER
he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex." |
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