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The Mailman’s Last Day
Today was the old mailman's (his name was Tom) last day on the job after 35 years of Carrying the mail through all kinds of weather through the same Neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with thanks, wishes for an enjoyable retirement and an envelope containing $200.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars, thanks, and comments of love.
The folks at the third house gave him a selection of terrific fishing lures and wished him well.
At the fourth house he was very pleasantly surprised when he was met at the door by a very young strikingly beautiful woman named Anita. The door opening created a slight breeze which blew the very sexy and revealing negligee against her body revealing her wonderful curves. He pulled his eyes from devouring her obviously nude body beneath the almost transparent gown as Anita took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and whispered, “Relax Tom, I have plans for you that I am very sure you will appreciate and enjoy.” She leaned against him to close the door and then led him up the stairs to the bedroom. Climbing the stairs slowly to allow him to enjoy her body from behind. The bed was very large and was made up with soft black satin sheets.
With a laugh and a giggle Anita smiled and led him to the edge of the huge bed where she stopped and gave him a long deep passionate kiss. Pulling back slightly Anita slowly undressed him. Kneeling to remove his shorts her tongue licked and teased his now enlarged member as she looked up at him with an excited glimmer in her eyes. Anita slowly engulfed his dick completely several times before standing. She moved backwards toward the bed leading him with her hand firmly grasping his rigid member.
At the side of the bed Anita moved him until his back was against the bed and she gave him a gentle push. She motioned for him to slide back into the center of the bed before she climbed up and straddled his hips. Smiling and giggling she grabbed his shaft and moved up and over him positioning herself. Anita rubbed her pussy with his member several times before lowering slowly down onto him and taking the full length of his dick deep within her. Anita began teasing his dick by squeezing her pussy muscles and giggling as she rode him until he was almost ready to cum. Her body was so heated from the fucking that she began to sweat and make her negligee become wet. Feeling his dick throbbing she stopped and held still while he regained his control before starting to ride him again. She did this to him, and herself, a few times before bringing his dick to spasm and letting him squirt his cum deep up inside her.
Waiting for him to finish his orgasm Anita sat on him watching his face slowly calm down and enjoying the feeling of his dick slowly shrinking inside her. Anita rolled over bringing Tom with her still inside her pussy. His shrinking dick slipped out of her and she smiled as she felt her juices and his cum oozing out of her and soaking her negligee. After laying there with Tom’s dick shrinking smaller and dropping out of her. She was Satisfied that she had fucked him to his complete fulfillment. She motioned for him to get off of her and helped him to dress and even tucked his now limp dick safely back inside his pants and pulling the zipper up. Anita straightened the damp sticky negligee that clung even more to her damp curves. She had learned long ago that men loved to see her stay in the messy clothes she had just been fucked while wearing. Anita smiled and took his hand again and led him down stairs and into the kitchen. Anita sat him down at the table and moved around the kitchen quickly finishing the giant breakfast she had prepared. He sat and enjoyed the eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice while Anita poured him a fresh cup of coffee. When he was truly full and satisfied she poured him another cup of steaming coffee and sat beside him moving his hand as she opened the negligee to allow his hand to lay on her bare thigh.
Tom noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the coffee saucer and turned his gaze, "Anita, all this was just too wonderful for words. I have seen you many times over the past few years out in the yard sun bathing and cutting the grass with very little on and even through the open door as you walked nude around inside the house.” I thought many times about how wonderful it would be to fuck you" he said, "but what is with the dollar?" Anita smiled, "Well," she said, "last night, I told my boyfriend that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Anita, Screw him, and give him a dollar."
Anita smiled then said, "Adding breakfast was my idea."
To a new friend with a life of their own choosing.
I actually have several friends who are alcoholic’s but haven't had a drink in many years. I've talked about it with them from time to time and they each said that no one could stop them from drinking. The only way for them to stop was when "they" reached a point in their lives when they decided to do that. It made me think about when I stopped smoking.
I smoked for many years and had people constantly nagging me to stop. I tried to stop many times without success. One day I decided on my own to finally stop and did it. Until I set my own mind to do it no one could get me to.
I do drink, and probably more than I should, but that’s just me. I started at a very young age (about 13) and it just changed from one type of drink to another over the years. I have been a wine drinker (not MD or Thunderbird types) from having easy access to European wines while I lived in Germany for almost five years. Started switching over to beer while I was there and believe me when I say that European beers have a lot more alcohol in them. When we got back stateside I could drink a case or more of the weak American beer and still not be drunk. That changed as time went by.
For the past several years I have changed to drinking hard stuff straight. No mix, no ice, no nothing. I have progressed to only drinking a much better quality. My favorite is a good Bourbon or good whiskey. But I have also taken a liking to Tequila and Rum among others, all straight.
The reason I have gone into such depth with you about my drinking is that I know that at some point in your life you will decide to stop. It will have to be your choice and no one can make you stop or talk you into stopping. I don’t judge people or hold them to my standards. If the way a person chooses to live is not agreeable with me to the point that I can’t stay around them I simply say good bye and move along.
I hold myself equal to all others until such time as they show me that they are different. I don’t judge people and I don’t want people to judge me. I have my life and my ways and always do my best to allow others the same right.
My worse most closly guarded secret........................
Every one has secrets. Some are really bad and some are embarrassing. Some are things that we would think would scare people away if they knew about us. I have so many secrets that I hold inside myself for many reasons.
I have decided to let one out to make me feel better and to see who stays and who runs from me.
I worked for many years as a fire fighter and enjoyed every moment. The down side to an old smoke eater like me is the damage that all that exposure had on my body. I over came the broken bones, the burns, the torn muscles, the aches and pains and accepted them as part of the job. I knew from the start that my life would be shortened by the life I chose.
Now I am done with that and facing the results of my many exploits. I have, to date, five different forms of cancer in and on my body. I have other problems but they are slower acting/progressing so they don’t count as much. On June 13, 2011 I get to have them try to remove my prostate and any cancer around it. After a month or two for recovery I will go back in to have other doctor’s try to remove the cancer in my mouth. The other two cancers are very slowly growing and are not curable.
Now, at this point, you may be asking yourself why Tom is telling anyone about this. No it is not for sympathy as I chose the life. It is just to let you know that my time is limited on this stop along the circle of life. I treasure true friends and family above all others in this life. Those that feel the same will stay and be my friend and the others will leave. Your choice and I hold no hard feeling regardless.
I do choose to be who I have always been and will not change. None of the doctors will give me a time frame which is OK with me. If we are meant to be friends then we will continue and I will answer any questions you may have. If your chose is to move on and away then I wish for you only the best in your future.
What else to say? Nothing comes to mind right now. Love and hugs to all. Tom
We don't kiss bee's. Bee's bite! But the honey they make is just so sweet. I placed a drop on my lips. Want a taste?
Monday October is Columbus Day. Let's all go out and celebrate his introduction of diseases from Europe that caused the deaths of millions of people. Hell, his actions wiped out "all" the native people in the Caribbean in just a few short years.
Not to be to concerned though. The islands were repopulated by the Europeans. Yes, they brought in thousands of slaves from Africa.
