..please send photo if you want me to respond.!! I was conceived by hippie parents. They ate nothing but crab straight from the ocean, pushing enough iodine into my brain to enable it to evolve into that of Superman's. I've made women feel like queens and men feel like dogs. I've lived in six towns and eight major cities, and I've toured North America with some famous bands (and no, I won't tell you which one's ,yet). I've felled trees and built huge housing units, I've kidnapped fairies and danced in their glow, all while living in a trailer with no electricity. I can catch killer Northern Pike with my bare hands, clean 'em and cook 'em. I've had funerals for rabbits and I've received frequent hitch-hiker points and I've danced to the beat of my own drum. I've jumped out of airplanes and I've climbed mountains.I rode horseback from Texas to Pennsylvania as a Boot Camp Drill Sargent.I love a good fight in the ring but hate to argue. I can make soap, clothing and furniture, I'm gifted. I have a some what high metabolism, the Body of an athlete,the Heart of a Lover and the Soul of a Spaniard. huge feet and I'm a hopeless romantic. My head is often in the clouds but I have enough sense to surround myself with people who hang on to my feet and let me fly. I take strays in, and I've never cared what anyone thinks- I like the company I keep when I'm alone.I am passionate and proud, I bake a mean apple pie. I've battled my way through jungles and dungeons, and I've scavenged though large caves. I've been kicked and I've broken many bones. I've had a broken heart,more than once and I've even touched a few. I know what a rainy-day-friend is and I'm proud to say that I don't have any.I have an IQ of 138. I've been rich, I've been poor, and boy have I learned, I love my family and my mom thinks I'm funny. I listen to Sinatra and Ella,linkin park Jamiroquai and Shakira. I dance around naked when I'm home alone, and I've even sung David Allan coe' at Karaoke. I cry for people that I don't know, and my gut smiles for the people that I do,and I've forgiven my tresspassers.I've held killer dogs at bay and I don't smush spiders (often). I've sat in front of bulldozers. I can salsa,merengue and 2step and line dance too. I haven't been perfect and I can live with that. I have a very extremly tired guardian angel.I've survived tornado's in the prairies,hurricanes in the Caribbean, and I've spent days spelunking abandoned farmhouses. I've boated down major rivers and I've loved and I've loved and I've loved. I'm a pushover and I'm the Rock of Gibraltar. I can do pop-a-wheelies on a snowmobile and can make anything from scratch. I've had drinking contests with men twice my size and lived to tell about it. I answer to one person ;myself. And to one god. I am taking chances.