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Would you __________ me?

> Would you ____ me ? > > 1.date > 2.fuck, > 3.kiss, > 4.lick, > 5.be friends, > 6.hate, > 7.love, > 8.crush on, > 9.stare at, > 10.marry, > 11.please, > 12.tease, > 13.go out with, > 14.make out > 15.suck > 16.fight, > 17.help, > 18.hug, > 19.dance, > 20.hurt, > 21.all of the above, > > Repost this in 2 mins. and see how many people message u back saying one or more of these topics !!!!!!!!!!!!! repost this saying would u ____________ me > > Send me a message with your answers and then re-post for me to answer ect.

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A guy goes to see his Doctor, because he's been a little too, well endowed, shall we say. In fact. It's 25 inches long. Can't get any woman to have sex with him. No men either, one would think. Anyway, the Doctor says there is nothing that he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks may be able to help. Witch takes a look at the problem (YIKES!) and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter." Worth a try he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would. Finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog. Frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." Guy looks down, and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great, he thinks-- let's try this again. "Will you marry me?" he asked the frog. The frog rolls his eye's, and shouts back again, "NO!". Twitch-- the guy's down to 15 inches. Well that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, "Will you marry me?". The frog yells back," Look-how many times do I have to tell you?" "NO. NO. NO!" THE END.... literally! :P
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