Im shallow and narrow minded, dont shower or brush my teeth. I fart in public swear around children and start fights in bars. I drive a shit car with one door a different colour, it hasnt ben cleaned for a long time and smells of booze and smoke. i snort ,spit and burp in that order and watch t.v in my budgie smuglers. Im what women refer to as a pig! and have lines imprinted on my face caus i cant stop frowning...hahahah!! actually im quite the oppisite.

" bullfight critics sit row on row,
crowd around the arene full
but there is only one man that knows
and his the one that fights the bull"