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Thanks for stopping by my profile, though if you’ve actually got as far as reading this your probably wondering why you bothered. Don’t worry I would be as well.

The first thing you should probably know is that yes, I am as dull as I look, and I have nothing interesting to say, ever. That’s why I spend hours every day on here, just to put something interesting into my drab existence. You can help that by leaving me a nice comment, though im doubting anyone will actually bother. I like picture comments as well, but im taking it, its to much for anyone to leave those either.

I have no real life that’s why I have to talk to people on the internet, it gives a sense of pride knowing Im the most intelligent person to ever type a thread, in some forum, that probably 2 people might ever read. Its how I get my kicks.

If your still reading I thought I’d let you know some of my favourite things and what I do in the time im not glued to my pc, watching the world go by, never leaving my house apart from to go to work, where I don’t leave my desk for 10 hours. I have a large collection of dead insects, I collect them of the floor and keep them in an old shoe box. I also collect ear wax, which I make candles out of, the wick made out of thread I spin from collected belly button fluff.

I also write poetry but do it in binary code, just to show the beauty of ones and zeros. I also like sculpting famous celebrities from paper clips, my life size Tom Cruise is stunning, though probably the smallest I’ve ever done, though I might have to dismantle it, after receiving threats from the scientologists.

More interesting facts.

I once read a book, but got bored half way through.
I tried to learn klingon, but didn’t like the verb structure
I have every episode of Neighbours on video
I saw the spice girls live on tour 4 times and I am a fully paid on member of there fan club
Brussel sprouts is my favourite food
I tried eating spinach, but never got huge muscles like popeye
I can bench press 10lbs though


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