May 29, 2008 @ 10:37 pm YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! LOL!!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep
hello, how are you?here are some cute pick up lines I enjoy. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!Do you want to see something swell?Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.I have 4 words for you"Hol I Day Inn".
