Subject: Aunt Karen
>>Date: Tue, 5 Sep 2006 05:59:56 -0500
>>
>>
>>>> >> The teacher gave her fifth grade class an
assignment... Get
>>>>their
>>>parents
>>>> >> to tell them a story with a moral at the end
of it.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> The next day the kids came back and one by one
began to tell
>>>>their
>>>> >> stories.
>>>> >> Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have
a lot of
>>>>egg-laying
>>>hens.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> One time we were taking our eggs to market in
a basket on
>>>>the front
>>>seat
>>>> >> of the car when we hit a big bump in the road
and all the
>>>>eggs went
>>>> >> flying
>>>> >> and broke and made a mess."
>>>> >>
>>>> >> "What's the moral of the story?" asked the
teacher.
>>>> >> "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
>>>> >> "Very good," said the teacher.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Next little Sarah raised her hand and said,
"Our family are
>>>>farmers
>>>too.
>>>> >> But we raise chickens for the meat market.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they
hatched we only
>>>>got ten
>>>live
>>>> >> chicks, and the moral to this story is, "don't
count your
>>>>chickens
>>>before
>>>> >> they're hatched."
>>>> >>
>>>> >> "That was a fine story Sarah. Michael, do you
have a story
>>>>to >> share?"
>>>> >> "Yes, my daddy told me this story about my
Aunt Karen. Aunt
>>>>Karen was
>>>a
>>>> >> flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane
was hit.
>>>> >> She had to bail out over enemy territory and
all she had was
>>>>a bottle
>>>of
>>>> >> whisky, a machine gun and a machete.
>>>> >> She drank the whisky on the way down so it
wouldn't break and
>>>>then >> she
>>>> >> landed right in the middle of 100 enemy
troops.
>>>> >> She killed seventy of them with the machine
gun until she ran
>>>>out of
>>>> >> bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the
machete until
>>>>the blade
>>>> >> broke.
>>>> >> Then she killed the last ten with her bare
hands."
>>>> >>
>>>> >> "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher,
"what kind of
>>>>moral did
>>>your
>>>> >> daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
>>>> >>
>>>> >> "Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been
drinking".
>>
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