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Attack Gnome!
created @ 08/21/2008 08:14 am
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A Greensburg (Pa.) man was convicted of using a 2-pound concrete garden gnome as a deadly weapon in an attack against his 16-year-old stepdaughter.

The gnome, about a foot tall, wore a hat, a blue shirt over a bulging stomach and a wide grin as it sat on a table in open court throughout the two-day trial.

The defendant and the weapon were separated by about 2 feet of table, with the gnome facing the defendant.


Why was the gnome smiling in court?
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