When traveling it can be so hard to understand...even when they try to speak your language!
An Asian Room Service Lesson
Be Warned , you will find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this
This is a telephone exchange(actual?) between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia…
Room Service(RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest(G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room service"
RS; "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?"
G: "Uh..yes …I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: " Ow July Den?"
G: "What?"
RS: "Ow July Den?….pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh..the eggs! How do I like them?"
"Sorry..scrambled please"
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem….crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine"
RS: "Kokay. An San Tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July san Tos?"
G: "I don't think so!"
RS: "No? Judo one toes?"
G: " I feel real bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! Toes!…why djew Don Juan toes?
"Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: English Muffin!!!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast".. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No… just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter….just put the butter on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry"
RS: "Copy?…Tea?…mill?…"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease bachem Tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy……rye?"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: " You're welcome"
