Hi, I am seraph. I can either be your best friend, or ruin your life. So stay away from my bad side. I am wiser than you would ever believe, and because of this I will help you out as much as I can. Why waste wisdom by never sharing it. I am made uncomfortable by large breasts. If you have them and I stare, its not because I like them, it is because I don't trust them. I am also famous as hell. Mention my name to a group of people and I guarantee at least 1 out of 5 have either met me or heard of me. Unless they have met me, my name shouldn't leave their lips though. I do get mad when I find out it has and it could place you permanently on my bad side. I am searching for the perfect girl for me. Not the perfect girl. My standards are ridiculously high, and because of that, you probably won't have a chance to be with me for a long period of time. If I come across to you as cocky and self centered, well you obviously don't know me. I am probably the worlds most uneasy shy guy. I can't talk to girls worth a shit, somehow I always say the wrong things. I never mean to, but my nerves will get the best of me and I will come across as either a complete douche or a nerd. So never judge me until you get into my head. By then you should realize that I am a brutally honest, easygoing, and loving guy. Most of my friends are younger than me, and no that doesn't mean I want to get with any of them, I am not a creep. I just get along with them better and most of them I give advice to on a regular basis. Yet as easily as I carry on a conversation with them, I am capable of doing the same with someone 10 or 15 years older than me.