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created on 11/26/2006  |  http://fubar.com/stuff/b28476
APPLICATION FOR A BOOTY CALL Name________________________________ Address___________________________ City_______________________ State________ Zip________________Age_______ Phone__________________ S.S.#___________________ Dentures____________ Height________________ Weight_________________ Waist Size______________ Chest/Bra Size___________________ Married_____________ Single________________ Divorced__________________ Are Breasts/Balls Real?___________________ Do You LikeThem *bleep*ed?__________ Squeezed?_____ Other?____________ Explain_________________________________ *bleep*/*bleep* Size (dont lie) Small________ Medium______Large________ Wow______ Can You Stay Out Late?___________ HowLate?_____________ All Night?_________ Several Days?_________________ How Many?_____________________ Do You Like To Be Screwed? __________________ How Often __________ Do You Like Oral Sex?________ Give?_______________ Receive?________________ Do You Like Anal Sex? __________ How About "69"?___________________________ Do You Prefer: One on One?____ Double?_____ Group?_____ Football Team?_______ While Screwing, Do You: Faint?_______Hum?_____Scream_______Fart?___________ Cry?_______ Moan?________ Sweat?_________ Yodel?_________ Scratch?_________ Whistle?_______ Just Lie There?________ Go To Sleep?____________ Read The Paper?_______ Think of Someone Else?________ All of The Above?_______ List Three Positions You Like Best: 1._______________________________________ 2._______________________________________ 3._______________________________________ When You *bleep*, Do You: Wiggle?__________ Wobble?________Twist?__________Jerk?_________ Pant?_______ Scream?_________ Cry?_________ Other?_________ Or Do You Just Hump Like Hell?_____________ Method of Screwing Preferred? Fast?____________ Super Fast?_______________ Slow?___________ All Night?________________ How Many Times?_________ Comments:____________________________________ If You Have Screwed Before, Give References. (Not Family Members) Name__________________ Address____________________Phone________________ Name__________________ Address____________________Phone________________ Name__________________ Address____________________Phone________________If Application is Approved, What Are The Charges? Free______ Per Hour________ PerWeekend________ PerWeek_______ Other_______ Do You Accept Muff____________ Burger Specials?_____________ Blow Job Specials____________ What Credit Cards Do You Accept? Visa_______ MasterCard_______AMEX________ JC Penny____ Sears____ Discover_______ Diners Club_____ All of the Above______ ********A Special Note Pertaining to Oral Sex********* Are You: A Spitter?___________ A Swallower?_____________ If Application is Approved, A Six (6) Week Orientation Course Will Be Required!!
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