APPLICATION FOR A BOOTY CALL
Name________________________________
Address___________________________
City_______________________ State________ Zip________________Age_______ Phone__________________ S.S.#___________________
Dentures____________ Height________________ Weight_________________
Waist Size______________ Chest/Bra Size___________________
Married_____________ Single________________ Divorced__________________
Are Breasts/Balls Real?___________________ Do You LikeThem *bleep*ed?__________ Squeezed?_____ Other?____________
Explain_________________________________ *bleep*/*bleep* Size (dont lie)
Small________ Medium______Large________ Wow______ Can You Stay Out Late?___________ HowLate?_____________ All Night?_________
Several Days?_________________ How Many?_____________________
Do You Like To Be Screwed? __________________ How Often __________
Do You Like Oral Sex?________ Give?_______________
Receive?________________ Do You Like Anal Sex? __________ How About
"69"?___________________________ Do You Prefer: One on One?____
Double?_____ Group?_____ Football Team?_______ While Screwing, Do You:
Faint?_______Hum?_____Scream_______Fart?___________ Cry?_______
Moan?________ Sweat?_________ Yodel?_________ Scratch?_________
Whistle?_______ Just Lie There?________ Go To Sleep?____________
Read The Paper?_______ Think of Someone Else?________ All of The
Above?_______ List Three Positions You Like Best: 1._______________________________________
2._______________________________________
3._______________________________________
When You *bleep*, Do You: Wiggle?__________ Wobble?________Twist?__________Jerk?_________ Pant?_______ Scream?_________ Cry?_________ Other?_________ Or Do You Just Hump Like Hell?_____________ Method of Screwing Preferred? Fast?____________ Super Fast?_______________ Slow?___________ All
Night?________________ How Many Times?_________
Comments:____________________________________ If You Have Screwed Before, Give References. (Not Family Members) Name__________________
Address____________________Phone________________
Name__________________ Address____________________Phone________________
Name__________________
Address____________________Phone________________If Application is
Approved,
What Are The Charges? Free______ Per Hour________ PerWeekend________
PerWeek_______ Other_______ Do You Accept Muff____________
Burger Specials?_____________ Blow Job Specials____________ What
Credit Cards Do You Accept? Visa_______ MasterCard_______AMEX________
JC Penny____ Sears____ Discover_______ Diners Club_____ All of the
Above______ ********A Special Note Pertaining to Oral Sex*********
Are You: A Spitter?___________ A Swallower?_____________ If Application is Approved, A Six (6) Week Orientation Course Will Be Required!!