Apple Breakthrough
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> > Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can
> > store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will
> > cost $499 or $599, depending on speaker size.
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> > This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always
> > complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them
