You people seem incapable of READING. I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU DO NOT READ MY PROFILE. I WILL KNOW. THERE IS A WORD IN MY PROFILE...I NEED THAT WORD IF YOU WANT ME TO ADD YOU! NO WORD, NO ADD!

I'M GOING TO HOUSTON!!! BUH BYE SNOW!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

To start off...my name is Jenelle, and I am 19 years old. I'm a house rat, I will admit. I do spend most of my time either listening to music or reading a good book...but suffice it to say, I do like have a good time. I'm random...which means at any given moment, I have the mental capacity of a banana because I choose to, thank you. I have my fun side but I know when to be serious. I will dance up and down the aisles of a department store and pretend that the escalator in the mall is a rollercoaster. I will laugh at something that has happened a few days ago and if and when the time calls for it...cry my eyes out. I'm cynical, sarcastic, and morbidly pesimisstic. For instance, I come up with torture ideas for shits and giggles. Wanna find out what they are? ^_^

I am bi-sexual. Yes, that does mean I like both guys and girls...not nessecarily at the same time. No, I'm not confused and no I really don't care if it turns you on. Thats really not my problem, really.

I am a submissive. That doesn't mean I have a submissive personality and that doesn't mean that you can act how you like around me. I will tear you a new asshole if you think for one moment that it gives you the automatic right to boss me around. I am still exploring the lifestyle...getting my feet damp and I am, at the moment. Just looking into things. No, you cannot be my Dom.

I am also a vampyre. A sanguine vampyre. Note the "Y" and not the "I." I am part of the real life vampyric subculture. No, I don't believe I am immortal, that the sun will make me burst into flames, I don't rip people's throats out and it is physically impossible to drain someone. I do drink blood, yes. I drink it from a carefully selected donor. I'm a vampyre...not inhuman. We do get sick. Type the word "novel" into the messages you send me. I'll know if you haven't read my profile. Lets see how many people can read. Come on...surprise me.

I don't care who you are. I don't want to see your nudes. I don't want to see your cam and no, you can't see mine. I don't care if you don't like me, I don't care if you can't stand me. Don't come to my page. Don't listen to me. Block my ass! Don't bitch. Don't complain. No pissing and no moaning. You WILL respect me and I will respect you back. Learn it. Live it. Love it.


As someone I know put it: I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR NET SEX!

Do not's

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• Do not speak to me like I am some perspective lay.
  
• Do not call me hot and then talk to me about sex.
  
• Do not go through my pictures and rate them a one. If you don't like them, don't rate them. Easy enough.
  
• Do not leave massive picture comments. Stretches the profile out.
  
• Do not be a jerk-off.
  
• Do not add me if you haven't read my profile.
  
• Do not piss me off. I find it rather difficult to get the blood out of my carpet...and rampant thoughts of how I can torture, mutilate, maim, and/or otherwise destroy you are rather distracting.
  
• NO PERVERTS!
  

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• Be gentleman. The word "please" never killed anyone.
  
• Leave a comment, rate my profile if you want, up to you.
  
• Leave your net drama on your site.
  
• Be nice.
  
• Talk to me...I do talk back.