53 Year Old
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Male
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From
Springfield, MO
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Invited by:
167255
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Joined on September 3, 2006
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Born on August 12th
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I have a
crush on someone!
I'm an insane, Italian, redneck, beach bumb. A friend once described me as a cross between Dennis Miller and Stone Cold Steve Austin, cool compliment I believe.
If you wanna learn more about me, you can check out my pics and blogs at myspace.com / american_thundershark
I've been a professional wrestler and a stand up comedian, now I'm a commercial real estate agent and developer, and photographer.
The most important thing in the world to me is my Nephew William, the king of my universe.
America is very important to me, and I'm a very patriotic person. And since America has the best looking ones, I love WOMEN, yes thats right I'm a lesbian. And did I mention that I'M NUTS !!!
| You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
Captain Jack Sparrow | | 88% | James Bond, Agent 007 | | 83% | Indiana Jones | | 75% | Maximus | | 75% | Lara Croft | | 75% | El Zorro | | 67% | Batman, the Dark Knight | | 63% | Neo, the "One" | | 58% | William Wallace | | 58% | The Terminator | | 46% | The Amazing Spider-Man | | 46% |
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53 Year Old
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Male
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From
Springfield, MO
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Invited by:
167255
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Joined on September 3, 2006
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Born on August 12th
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I have a
crush on someone!
Interests
Movies, Poker, Partying, Strip Clubs, Pro Wrestling (worked in it for 20 years), Stand Up Comedy, Tennis, Softball, The Dallas Cowboys, Springfield & St Louis Cardinals, roadtrippin,
Movies
Jaws, Caddyshack, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, The Green Mile, Blake Edward's SOB, Groundhog Day, Tombstone,
Idols
Hugh Hefner, Evel Kneivel, Neal Boortz, Gene Simmons, Harley Race, Mike Matusow, Sean Connery, Terry Bradshaw, Christopher Reeve
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