Scientists have recently began an investigation into the cause of an unexpected yet devastating combination of an earthquake which reached an unbelievable high on the Richter Scale: a massive 11 points; and an F5 tornado which are also known as the "Finger of God" because of it's destruction capabilities, in southern Florida last week. Local reports confirmed that the two natural disasters did in fact occur at the same time, which greatly increased the fury. After 3 long days of sifting through the wreckage, a team finally located what they believe to be the epicenter - the residential home of local businessman Kyle Brattley. Mr. Brattley and his wife are currently missing so were unavailable for comment.
We asked next-door neighbor Pyke Fenrunner to explain in detail what he remembers:
"Man it was just darn crazy, I ain't seen nothin like it before. Everything started shaking and gettin so loud you couldn't even hear anybody screaming. Things were being tossed and thrown around like ragdolls. I hid my wife and kids in the closet and looked outside to try and see what was going on. I tell you it was like hell was coming to Earth. I saw ol' Kyle running down the road waving his arms frantically and he looked like he was screaming for everyone to evacuate. When rushed over I asked him if he's hurt, if he's ok. 'No,' he replied, 'we're all gonna die, the apocalypse is upon us!' I told him don't be ridiculous, we're gonna be just fine. That's when he told me, he said, 'I shoulda just listened, I shoulda known!' and when I asked him what he was talkin bout he replied, "She kept telling me, and I just never listened, we're all doomed. I shoulda known this was gonna happen when she swore on everything to bring woman's wrath down upon me and dared me to leave the toilet seat up again."
