ALCOHOLICQUAINTANCE
We’ve met before, yeah you know me
No, not by my given name
But by another nomenclature
I’m the bocci ball, the LIT
The cactus bowl and the purple motherfucker
Your disbelief is palpable as I go from smooth merlot to kamikaze
Then to chardonnay, don’t forget my strawberry marguerita and martini
I see you nudgin’ and catch the winkin’
Laying down the bets ‘cause you’re damn sure I’ll be pukin’
Step right up and don’t be shy
I’m suckin’ down illusions galore
Shootin’ in another gallery
Throwin’ down with my longtime lovers, maybe you’ve heard of them?
José and Jack, just to mention two
But my memory holds my many affairs with the speckled Goldschläger
Slow dancing sweetly through my veins
To the super-unleaded Jagermeister, a furious bump and grind to my senses
Yeah, you’ve seen me before
The one at the end of the bar
This ain’t no Blackjack table, but hit me again ‘cause I can’t go too far
See them all foldin’ ‘cause I’m goin’ all in
From Grey Goose to Gin and Juice
These lips do not discriminate
Rushing headlong to swallow tides of despair
The giddy laughter choking back bleeding tears
But hold on, this ain’t no pity party, I’ve come to celebrate
The hand toasts just as easy at the wedding
As to the strangers in the lounge
Your cheers simultaneously sustaining and unknowingly destroying me
As we all fall to the sleight of hand
Seeing nothing but this pirate’s wooden leg
And not the soul begging to be truly seen
No, this ain’t no magic trick
For I cannot disappear
If I was never really here