Redneck Happy and Sad tale
A Redneck couple were sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels when the husband
Said,
"I bet you can't tell me somethin' that will make me happy and sad all at The same time."
The wife thought about it for a few moments, then answered,
"Your pecker's bigger than yer brother's"
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Today's my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those
payments!
So I call my baby girl, Lakeesha, to come to my house and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this cheque over to yo momma
house and tell her this be the last cheque she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo momma's face." So, my baby girl take the cheque over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say and 'bout the 'spression on her face.
Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what you momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy", and watch the 'spression on yo face.
--------------------------------------------- Well being from Alberta means I am a redneck...lol.... have a great day y'all....
