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85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear. 67.5% of men wear briefs. 85% of women wear the wrong bra size. 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods. 90% believe in divine retribution. 10% believe in the 10 Commandments. 82% believe in an afterlife. 45% believe in ghosts. 29% of us are virgins when we marry. 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 35% give to charity at least once a month. 69% eat the cake before the frosting. When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton. 85% of us will eat Spam this year. 70% of us drink orange juice daily. Snickers is the most popular candy. 22% of us skip lunch daily. 9% of us skip breakfast daily. 66% of us eat cereal regularly. 22% of all restaurant meals include French fries. 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds. Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side. 45% use mouthwash every day. 29% of us ignore RSVP. 71.6% of us eavesdrop. Less than 10% are trilingual. 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR. 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers. 56% of women do the bills in a marriage. 2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks. 44% reuse tinfoil. 57% save pretty gift paper to reuse. 53% read their horoscopes regularly. 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary. 59% of us say we're average-looking. 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us. 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex. 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity. On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year. 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends. 2 out of 5 have married their first love. Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand. 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees. 6% propose over the phone. 71% can drive a stick-shift car. 45% of us consistently follow the speed limit. 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light. 1/3 of us don't wear seat belts. 62% of us pop our zits. 33% of women lie about their weight. 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost. Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level. 14% have attended a self-help meeting. 15% regularly go to a shrink. 78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.
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