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HELLO BUNNY's blog: "Adult Riddles"

created on 04/02/2009  |  http://fubar.com/adult-riddles/b288615

Adult Riddles

Q.
What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?

A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.


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Q.
What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.


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Q What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.


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Q.
What's the definition of 'Macho'?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.


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Q.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A.
A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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Q.
Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A.
They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

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Q.
Why is divorce so expensive?

A.
Because it's worth it!

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Q.
What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.


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Q.
What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.


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Q.
What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?

A.. Their balls are just for decoration.


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Q.
What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?

A. About three inches.


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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.


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Q.
How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard..

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Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?

A: 45 pounds.


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Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?

A: 45 minutes.


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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.


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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium , eight inches is rare.


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Q.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .
They don't have balls to scratch!
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