Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The
guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while
he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave,
don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep
with one of their patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single. Just let it go, Dave." But invariably another voice
in his head would bring him back to reality,whispering:
You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard".