About a Woman Blog by Harley Bitch
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Harley Bitch's blog: "About a Woman"

created on 09/29/2006  |  http://fubar.com/about-a-woman/b8181
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, But a beauty salon, I can het a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, Can talk to my friends About the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit. to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams,my dear, I can do better! Flowers are o'kay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest??? I don't have a problem, With expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL, A BABE or a CHIC, I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!
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