A Wyoming cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at
his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was
just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
special about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you are not wearing any underwear," he answers.
The woman giggles and replies "Well, it must be broken because I am
wearing underwear!"
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour
fast."
